No, thanks. I don't like science.

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coreyberes about 3 hours ago

I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch

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coreyberes about 4 hours ago

I need to check my totem

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coreyberes about 1 day ago

I like how good I am at throwing clothes across my room.

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coreyberes about 1 day ago

@christinand lol, you're probably right

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coreyberes about 1 day ago

@christinand i'm not really trying at all. i feel like if i approached a girl it would just be weird

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coreyberes about 1 day ago

I wish I could just spend my entire day trying to meet girls. I feel like eventually I'd get it right.

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coreyberes about 1 day ago

So far, graduate school seems to be like a choose-your-own-adventure book in which every adventure involves being really busy and bored.

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coreyberes about 1 day ago

I have pillows but no pillow cases :o

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coreyberes about 2 days ago

Ok pedestrians at crosswalks, flashing me the peace sign will probably make me want to hit you.

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coreyberes about 2 days ago

I hate taking classes with older professors. Anytime they pause or cough, I fear they're having a heart attack.

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londes 

about 17 days ago

"I'd love to come but I need to go home and call my cat-sitter for next Tuesday." And just like that I've found a new fallback excuse.

coreyberes 

about 17 days ago

@londes what's wrong with the classic "sorry, i'm antisocial"?

RIT_Alumni 

about 28 days ago

And many of the Global Village suites are complete with full kitchens! http://twitpic.com/2dp230 #RIT

coreyberes 

about 28 days ago

@RIT_Alumni looks badass