Signing off. If you miss me, amuse yourself here and feel free to share the link with friends http://bit.ly/9fCBBO

@GinaBrillon Blame Time Warner!

Will be (mostly) offline until September 9th thanks to Time Warner moving at the speed of death. Until I get back, courage.

@bbrandon5567 There was an asian woman who did her stunts? I didn't know that. I was referring to Akira Lane

@PAMINSC Not sure. CNN covered the story and I refuse to watch their channel.

There was another oil rig explosion today. Man those fish-people in Atlantis are going to be pissed.

@mrsduby Exactly!

@mrsduby I may sneak into the library to get on, but my laptop is not exactly dependable when not attached to a fan and running on battery

RT @AussiBeachLover: @BJMendelson what vicious and unrealistic rumor. She was dressed as Catwoman.

@ElevationGrace Not by choice, but I won't have Internet until late Wednesday afternoon.

about 8 days ago

Fact: There is nothing "bad ass" about an omlette.

about 28 days ago

Brett Favre sent pictures of himself fondling his penis while wearing Crocs to model Jenn Sterger. Isn't retirement awesome?