I work in the depressing field of comedy.

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BJMendelson about 4 hours ago

Signing off. If you miss me, amuse yourself here and feel free to share the link with friends http://bit.ly/9fCBBO

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BJMendelson about 4 hours ago

Will be (mostly) offline until September 9th thanks to Time Warner moving at the speed of death. Until I get back, courage.

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BJMendelson about 4 hours ago

@bbrandon5567 There was an asian woman who did her stunts? I didn't know that. I was referring to Akira Lane

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BJMendelson about 7 hours ago

@PAMINSC Not sure. CNN covered the story and I refuse to watch their channel.

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BJMendelson about 7 hours ago

There was another oil rig explosion today. Man those fish-people in Atlantis are going to be pissed.

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BJMendelson about 8 hours ago

@mrsduby I may sneak into the library to get on, but my laptop is not exactly dependable when not attached to a fan and running on battery

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BJMendelson about 8 hours ago

RT @AussiBeachLover: @BJMendelson what vicious and unrealistic rumor. She was dressed as Catwoman.

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BJMendelson about 8 hours ago

@ElevationGrace Not by choice, but I won't have Internet until late Wednesday afternoon.

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BJMendelson 

about 8 days ago

Fact: There is nothing "bad ass" about an omlette.

AlexRansom 

about 8 days ago

@BJMendelson What about breakfast burritos?

BJMendelson 

about 28 days ago

Brett Favre sent pictures of himself fondling his penis while wearing Crocs to model Jenn Sterger. Isn't retirement awesome?

UnfilteredMMA 

about 28 days ago

@BJMendelson no way! Where did you read that?